WANE TV - Confused As Ususal

File this in the "If you were from around here, you'd know..".

Car runs off State Boulevard and lands in Spy Run Creek. Simple enough. 

NOT, if you're WANE TV. 

Since the home of "15 Finds Out", can't seem to find their collective asses, even using both hands, we're provided with one of the worst written news stories of the week. 

The Maven has added some helpful editor's marks to the story. 

WANE TV "journalists": Twice in the story you call it a ditch, once you call it a creek. The fact of the matter is it's an actual body of water known as Spy Run Creek. 

There is no intersection of State Boulevard and Spy Run Creek. The actual intersecting street is know as either Eastbrook Drive or Westbrook Drive which run parallel with the Creek.

And whoever taught the writer that it was a grand idea to begin a story in such a limp and impotent manner should be beaten with computer keyboard. 

What is amazing to the Maven, is the fact that most WANE TV "journalists" cross this intersection numerous times a day and night, on quick runs to the Lassus Handy Dandy at State and Clinton for Red Bull and cigarettes. Must have never looked at the street signs.