TwoFer Tuesday

Today, two items for your consideration.

The first comes from the infamous WOWO newsroom where budget cuts also must mean spelling is optional.

Our other ditty comes from the Indiana Newscenter monolith.....where someone either has been watching too many episodes of Cops, or out-of-work lawyers are now writing their lackluster news copy. 
Seen today at the end of a news story:

Someone also might be trying to be a smart ass, which, in the news business, is to be expected.