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AN ATTEMPTED ROBBERY IN NEW HAVEN
An Attempted Robbery In New Haven
Created by mmcintyre on 12/26/2013 3:51:27 PM
Created by mmcintyre on 12/26/2013 3:51:27 PM
NEW HAVEN, Ind. (WOWO): An
attempted robbery occured today as two men were meeting two other men regarding
the purchase of their vehicle.
Occurred is misspelled. Who is selling the vehicle, the first or second two men?
When the two victims arrived
at the scene to purchase the vehicle, they were both confronted by the suspects
followed by an arguement.
It is unclear which pair of men are the “victims” and which pair are the “suspects”? You mean that an argument walked up and followed these men? Oh, and argument is misspelled.
Upon the incident, both
victims were pepper sprayed and then shot at. No injuries were reported.
What in the hell does “upon the incident” mean? How does
someone get assaulted with pepper spray and not be injured?
The first suspects are
described as a black male aproximately 6'0" medium build, dressed in black
jeans, a black jacket, and a black stocking cap. The 2nd suspect is
described as a black male, lighter skinned, aproximately 5'9" and also of
medium build. He is reported to have a goatee and mustache, also wearing
a black stocking cap.
Now, wait a minute. Does “the first suspects” mean the first pair of men, the second pair of
men, or one of the individual men? When you say 6’0” do you mean, “six feet
tall”? Does “2nd suspect” mean the second suspect? Oh, and approximately is misspelled, TWICE.
Both suspects fled the scene
in their black GMC Yukon with black tinted windows and no license plate.
If the black GMC Yukon, with
the black tinted windows containing the black men with their black clothing and
black stocking cap, had NO license plate, how in the world can you
authoritatively say it was “their” black GMC Yukon?
If you have any information
you are asked to call New Haven Police.
The Maven is pretty sure
that from this news story, the phone at the New Haven PD will be ringing off
the hook.