Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Ten Things I Learned From Local Media


1. Indiana Legislators are now personally arresting and prosecuting brick and mortar structures for selling cigarettes to kids. 


 

2. Someone has been prosecuted for murdering a vacant house.



3. Days of the week Wednesday and Thursday are interchangeable when it comes to weather forecasts.



4. Shootings are so commonplace in Fort Wayne, they are now rated as "horrible" and "non-horrible.



5. Andy Beckman is still trolling for a co-host. What's wrong with Andy? He's a great guy!




6. Did you know that the Embassy theatre is 900 years old?



7. WFFT is not aware of any plans to contain the COVID 19 virus and the Maven is unsure what Fort Wayne streets have to do with it.




8. WPTA ABC21 is confused as to who owns the Indiana Toll Road. (Hint, it's owned by the State of Indiana and has been leased to an operating company).


9. Pretty little anchors are not in tune with the priorities of their audience and must lecture them on what's important.
 


10. Unlike most reputable media outlets, WANE TV names the victim of a suicide. Family and friends must be thrilled. 


But wait! There's more coming soon!






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