Conversation Conservation

One of the pitfalls of the new technology is that "features" like AutoCorrect, while trying to make us look smart, sometimes make us look like fools. 

Below is a perfect example. This is what happens when "journalists" write their stories on their iPads while waiting for the early bird specials to kick in at Club Soda. 

FYI, kids...a DNR officer is a CONSERVATION Officer, not a CONVERSATION Officer. 

The updated (Updated: Jul 30, 2019 / 03:35 PM EDT) story can be found here: 

https://www.wane.com/top-stories/vandals-use-bb-gun-to-damage-tombstones-at-memorial-honoring-fallen-soldiers

FWNBC - Ambiguous As Hell

The Maven presents episode 26 of "Which Is It, Kids?"

In an otherwise good story. the kids at Fort Wayne's NBC confuse their audience. 

The top, bolded headline gives the impression that local homeless shelters are not full.

The bottom paragraph indicates that local shelters are full and homeless people have nowhere to go. 

OK, kids...which is it?