Monday, October 3, 2016

They Issued A WHAT?


Yes, friends. The Maven is fully aware that law enforcement authorities issue a myriad of things in their official capacity. It's very common to hear about advisories, warnings and warrants being issued. However, the Maven has never heard, seen, or read about a raid being issued. Yes, a drug raid was "issued". Our local journalists reported it, so, it must be true!

The nimble news writers at 21Alive, or ABC21 or, NBC33 or, not-so-WISE TV, or whatever they have branded themselves this week.....are reporting that Indiana State Police have "issued" a drug raid upon a local business. Back in the day, authorities used to "conduct" raids, not issue them.


First, the cost-cutter, bean-counters at the home office in Quincy disabled the spell-check on newsroom computers to save a buck. Now, they have, apparently removed the essence of common sense from the newsroom, as well. 

In these days of consolidation, programming hubs, and "economies of scale"....this is what the future of absentee-owned, local media looks like. And we just swallow the codswallop and beg for more.







1 comment:

  1. FWMM:
    I always thought that such things like TEXTBOOKS, or UNIFOPRMS or BADGES were "issued".
    Raids were always CARRIED OUT, EXECUTED, or CONDUCTED.
    But, what do I know?
    (I just come from a police family in Philly)

    Good one.

    Stay safe out there.

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